Sofia (squeals): Why did you spread my butter?
Dad: Oh! I'm sorry. Here, you can have another chunk of butter.
Sofia: That's just a waste of butter!
Dad: I bet it's delicious. Extra butter.
Sofia: But why?
Dad: I forgot. Years of habit. I'm sorry.
Sofia: I don't want to look at you right now.
I know you're not supposed to laugh when your kids say something but I couldn't help it.